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$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'Why do my knees hurt?',
	'body' => <<<END
<p>
	I tried to meet my mother at her school to help out after they got off work, but that didn&apos;t work out.
	I thought that they got off before sixteen, so that&apos;s the time that I arrived at the school.
	The main school doors were locked so I couldn&apos;t get in.
	I thought that perhaps they were locked because the students were there, or maybe the faculty lock the doors as soon as the students leave.
	I couldn&apos;t be sure that school had in fact let out, so I couldn&apos;t very well go knocking on the back door of the classroom either.
	I talked to my mother about it later, and it seems that they always lock the doors after a certain point, bt my mother no longer has students by fourteen forty-five.
	If I try this again, I should arrive at about that time.
</p>
<p>
	After that, we headed for the hills again to look for bullet shells.
	Unfortunately, it seems that now both of my knees hurt.
	I injured the left one falling on the stairs, but why does the right one hurt just as bad now? In any case, bending down to pick up bullet shells was more painful than it should have been today.
</p>
END
);
